Thursday 31 May 2007

Shut up.

I don't like when people misinterpret my facetious belligerence as hostility and consequently tell me to relax.

I also don't like when people start conversations with me while my back is turned. Inevitably, when I do turn around, it's someone I didn't want to speak to in the first place. And by then the effectiveness of scowling is greatly reduced.

That is all.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Re: people talking to your back.

It just improves the windup for the backhanded slap you can give them while turning around.

AK

Sho said...

you make an excellent point, my friend.